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Name: kevin
Location: Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Birthday: 6/26/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: finch, senses fail, taking back sunday, underoath, the used, norma jean, story of the year, brand new, yellowcard, flock of seagulls, all american rejects(they have one good song), ben folds five, blink 182, bon jovi, bowling for soup, box car racer, chevelle, disturbed, from autum to ashes, foo fighters, godsmack, greenday, guns n roses, jimmy eat world, john mayer, journey, korn, (old)limp bisket, lost prophets, METALLICA, muse, mxpx, my chemical romance, new found glory, the great nirvana, puddle of mud, QUEEN, rammstein, reliant k, simple plan, smashing pumpkins, smile empty soul, something corparate, the starting line, sugarcult, system of a down, the darkness, thrice, thursday, weezer, did anyone notice that i started listing in alphabetical order
Expertise: sitting in a chair
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
11/29/2004
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| ok so i lost all my jokes so um.... crap! i doubt that i will be writing this thing nemore so um.... sorry for the 3 peple that actually read the stuff i write. so lomg, farewell, goodbye and good ridance!
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| Joke of the Day, brought to you by Mitch Hedburg
I rent a lot of cars, ya know cuz I go on the road a lot, I rent a lot of cars. And when I drive a rental car, I don’t know what’s going on with it, right. So a lot of times I’ll drive for, like 10 miles with the emergency break on. That doesn’t say a whole lot for me, but it really doesn’t say a lot for the emergency break. It’s really not an emergency break, it’s an emergency…make the car smell funny lever. | | |
| ok so as most of you know, i dont do jack crap. so instead of doing what most people do, and copy mitch on the whole "Mitch is_____." im going to do a joke of the day, thingy. Mitch Hedburg is my faviorite comedian, so naturally i would have some jokes of his. well....all of the jokes are going to be word for word on how he does it! starting now, with one of my faviorites.
I like an escalader man, cuz an escalader can never break. It can only become stairs. There will never be an “escalader temporarily out of order” sign, only an “escalader temporarily stairs”. “sorry for the convenience. | | |
| so ya nothing really ever happens... ever! a little input from my brother: static like a motha. what he means is that his shirt has a lot of static. yet instead of saying that the proper way, he chose to use a slang word: motha | | |
| so i worked the main part of the day and i didnt make a cent. as some of you know, i only get paid on commission, so if i dont sell anything i dont get paid...ever! and guess what. i didnt sell anything today! so a whole saturday was lost thanks to my job. RAHHHHH! i strongly dislike the star-telegram.
peace out. | | |
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